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#1 GGOSS

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Posted 06 January 2003 - 06:50 AM

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of *beep* and is let in. Pretty soon, he becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in *beep*, and starts re-designing the place.

Within weeks they have got air conditioning, draft beer on tap, flushing toilets and escalators. The engineer has also started working on a satelite TV so that he and his new mates can watch the Super Bowl. Hey he's becomming a pretty popular guy!

One day God phones Satan on his new telephone (yes, you guess it, the engineer has developed that too) and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in *beep*?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning , draft beer on tap, flushing toilets, escalators and a new telephone system. The engineer is working on satelite TV and we're hoping it will be ready for the Super Bowl! There's no telling what this guy is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a Lawyer?"
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