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Posted 18 March 2003 - 06:14 AM

A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual
pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant.

'Excuse me, I want a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet'.

The service assistant says 'I have just the thing for you, it's a talking
centipede'.

'Cool!' the man exclaims, 'I'll take it!'

The man takes the centipede home in his little box and places him on the
kitchen table. He looks into the box and says, 'Hey centipede, what about
you and me going to the pub for a beer?'

The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy thinks, 'I'll just go off for five
minutes and come back and ask again.'

Five minutes pass and the guy returns to the centipede, 'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?'

Again, the centipede doesn't answer him.

'Hmmmmm' the guy thinks to himself, 'I'll just go off and watch this TV
show, come back and ask him again'.

Half an hour passes and the guy returns to the centipede. 'I'll just ask him
one more time' he tells himself.

'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?'

The centipede looks up at the man and says, I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on!




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