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Posted 18 March 2003 - 06:23 AM

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said don't worry about him, He's only an egg".

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill
Forgot her pill
and now they have a son.




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