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Posted 06 August 2003 - 12:16 AM

One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh
my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump
out the window.

My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is
the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the
pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of
the town's annual marathon.

So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of
runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! "

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining "

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