At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the *beep* did you do to
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony.
. .door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was
dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the
*beep* happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was
the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the *beep* happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
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