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#1 chaterpilar

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Posted 04 September 2004 - 06:37 PM

> Post Marriage quotes.....
> >
> >
> > > I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
> > >
> > > chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
> > >
> > > toxic waste.
> > >
> > > - David Bissonette
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > When a man steals your wife, there is no better
> > >
> > > revenge than to let him keep her.
> > >
> > > - Sacha Guitry
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside
> > >
> > > desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to
> > get
> > >
> > > out.
> > >
> > > - Montaigne
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
> > a
> > >
> > > coin; they just can't face each other, but still
> > they
> > >
> > > stay together.
> > >
> > > -- Hemant Joshi
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
> > be
> > >
> > > happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
> > >
> > > philosopher.
> > >
> > > -- Socrates
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
> > >
> > > the husband gives and the wife takes.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
> > >
> > > from achieving them.
> > >
> > > -- Dumas
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > The great question... which I have not been able to
> > >
> > > answer... is, "What does a woman want?
> > >
> > > -- Freud
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
> > >
> > > They gave him love and he invented marriage.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > I had some words with my wife,
> > >
> > > and she had some paragraphs with me.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
> > two
> > >
> > > years."
> > >
> > > - Sam Kinison
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > "There's a way of transferring funds that is even
> > >
> > > faster than electronic banking. It's called
> > marriage."
> > >
> > > - James Holt McGavran
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > "The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at
> > >
> > > home too much."
> > >
> > > - Colin Chapman
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want
> > >
> > > to interrupt her."
> > >
> > > - Rodney Dangerfield
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
> > >
> > > left me and the second one didn't."
> > >
> > > - Patrick Murray
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> > >
> > > Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do,
> > leave
> > >
> > > the hallway light on.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as
> > long
> > >
> > > as I don't enjoy it.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn
> > to
> > >
> > > keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
> > >
> > > -- Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and
> > not
> > >
> > > enough closet space.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > You know what I did before I married? Anything I
> > >
> > > wanted to.
> > >
> > > -- Henny Youngman
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
> > >
> > > wrong.
> > >
> > > -- Milton Berle
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
> > >
> > > enemy.
> > >
> > > -- Anonymous
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be
> > >
> > > reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife
> > did.
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
> > >
> > > wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
> > They
> > >
> > > all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made
> > my
> > >
> > > husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you
> > >
> > > married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, "
> > A
> > >
> > > multi-millionaire".
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer
> > >
> > > contains small traces of female hormones. To prove
> > >
> > > their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and
> > >
> > > observed that 100 of them started talking nonsense
> > and
> > >
> > > couldn't drive...
> > >
> > > ===================================================
> > >
> > > First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> > >
> > > Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > =====
> > let's promote love, peace and non use of plastic
> >
> >


Bye

Chaterpilar




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