My wife left me... And I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she
came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included
$45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't
given up anything, you still spent $45 for makeup!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I'll look pretty for you."
I told her, "*beep*, that's what the beer was for too!"
I don't think she'll be back.
Making your woman pretty
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