A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer anyway. When it was finished, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it", she yelled at the top of her voice. You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh s**t, it's started."
Quick, bring me a beer.
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