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Posted 13 May 2003 - 12:13 AM

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the two teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward four men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, ooh, oh nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the foetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers, and put her hands inside. She began to massage.
She then asked him "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like *beep*."

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