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Posted 04 June 2003 - 12:15 AM

A man is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he says.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replies

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains.

She appologises.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading his paper when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, this time knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the *beep* was that for?"

She replies "Your horse phoned."

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