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Posted 16 July 2003 - 03:59 AM

A Passenger is sitting in an airliner about to take off, when another man sits next to him with a Labrador Retriever.

The passenger looks quizzically at the dog, prompting the other man to explain that they work for the airline. "Don't mind Sniffer. He's a sniffing dog, the best there is. Once we get airborne, I'll I put him to work."

After the plane takes off, the Handler says, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search!". Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.

Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the Handler's arm.

The Handler says, "Good boy," then turns to the Passenger. "That woman is in possession of marijuana," he says, writing something in his pad.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and places two paws on the Handler's arm.

The Handler says, "That man is carrying cocaine." Once again, he makes a note in his pad.

A third time the Handler sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and sits down next to another man. After a second, Sniffer comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat and craps everywhere.

The Passenger is grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"

The Handler nervously replies, "Sniffer has found a bomb!"

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