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#1 jai2808


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Posted 19 December 2003 - 11:59 AM

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious

backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the *beep* did you do to

your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today

morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony.

. .door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.

As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was

dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I

strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the

*beep* happened to you?"

He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was

the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running

late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same

time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients

do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the *beep* happened to you?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"

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