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Posted 17 June 2004 - 01:55 AM

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he spotted two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by this, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man: "Sir what are you doing ? Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We only have the grass to eat"

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree"

"Bring them along and your friend too" the lawyer replied.

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a limousine as large as this.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for your kind offer"

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high there"

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